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MEET THE PROFESSOR I'm a 24 year old professional writer.I have a Masters Degree in writing for children's magazines as well as books.The theories on page are all mine,but if you wish to take a quote from me,go right ahead. Over the past 6 years,since my last days in High School,many trials in life has brought me forward to this line of thinking.Half the time I even surprise my self with the things I come up with. One instance in being is this theory. 1.WHAT GOES IN MUST COME OUT. Now this is very true down to actual menaing.In order to stay alive,you must eat.Whether it be plant nor animal,you need food. Now this brings us to the 2nd part.What goes in,must come out.If we didn't dispose of the waste,life as we know it would cease to exist. I have done many hours of research on this,and all facts are true.No being of life has ever existed with out food,nor the disposing of it. 2.DON'T EAT WITH THE HAND YOU WIPE YOUR ASS WITH Over the ages,many people have sat down to dinner table with out washing their hands.For years,these same people have gotten sick or even died from this costly error. For when you're on the bowl,you must wipe.After this is done,many people proceed to the dinner table,or run out the door and just get a bite to eat on their way to work.It is at this time when you don't realize that you didn't wash your hands after you wiped,and in most times it's not the day after when you remember either.It will usually come back to you when you're eating something plain,and realize that their is a familliar smell.Hmmm...you may say silently ,and go on eating,but the thing that you're very well eating is same thing that has already been eaten.Something that too has passed through your intestines and come out your ass.Not to mention the billions of bacteria in your body that has touched this reprocessed food remains as well. So in turn,pl | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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